We’re sorry, but the number you are trying to reach is not available. Please hang up and try again.
We told you to not call that number. Do not use the phone again.

We’re sorry, but the number you are trying to reach is not available. Please hang up and try again.
Nothing will change. You don’t get a second chance.

We’re sorry, but the number you are trying to reach is not available. Don’t try again.
Ouch, fate has an attitude. Don’t lead her on.
This number is out of service.
Fine. Keep going. No, we insist. You’ll win eventually.
Whoops, someone must have tripped over the cord! Give it another ring.

Okay, really now this time.
You are not talking to anybody. This is an automated message. No one is here for you.
And there never WILL be anyone.
Sorry, wrong number.
Is that literal enough for you? NOTHING WILL CHANGE.

Wrong number.
NOTHING WILL CHANGE.

Wrong number.
DO NOT USE THE PHONE AGAIN. DO NOT USE THE PHONE AGAIN. DO NOT USE THE PHONE AGAIN.

What do you want? Closure? Is that it? Well here’s closure: you’re not going to get it. You will forever be stuck calling this number if you can’t accept that. Why the fuck is this what you decide to hang on? Did you not have enough shit to get paranoid about? And to think that you were asked very politely to not use the phone. What should you be trusted with if you can’t follow simple instructions? Are you really that pathetic that you have absolutely nothing else to move on to?
Don’t. Call. That. Number.
We’re sorry, but the number you are trying to reach is not available. Please hang up and try again.
We told you to not call that number. Do not use the phone again.